Friday, May 7, 2010

When loneliness is your friend

There can be loneliness and there can be depression.What if a person is not addicted to any selfdestructive habits like drugs/sex/drinks etc?
Well it is a bad phase of life then.In a room all alone a man can always develop schizophrenia.It a disease when a man starts thinking there is a another world or another person around him.And he does all kinds of stuffs that are not imaginable by the normal guy.
I have seen a few films on people dealing with the same disease.And i felt that i could have been attacked by the disease because i also get lonely sometimes living all alone in my 4 storey building.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

holiday planning

If tomorrow was the last exam you had probably planned for an holiday.But when tomorrow comes you are confused where to go.Its better to get a bottle of beer and relax.
Holidays come when some guy (who does not have an exam) plans it and wants to accompany you.Its better to plan with a friend who is not in the same school as you or not to plan holidays at all.It never comes.

learning to speak the truth

Some people get turned on when you say that you are a horny kind of guy,whereas others do not like your attitude.
Guys may not be always wanting a perfect girl who is virgin,who does not smoke or drink or etc.Some guys want to share a smoke or drink with his girlfriend.
Now if you are a girl and you have to get adjusted with your boyfriend you have to always speak the truth for yourself.In case you are a not a virgin you must have the guts to speak up the truth.There is no point in speaking a lie.If the guy is sent for you from above then believe me your mannerisms will spark an interest in him and he will get aroused by your lifestyle.If he is not meant for you he will be hurt with your truth and move away instantly.So now you know that there is someone else special waiting for you.You can use this policy to disqualify unwanted suitors and make a path for the special person in your life.
In case you have committed  a crime,you must know that you will get punished even if you are speaking a truth or concealing it.But it is a curse to hide the crime and it will disturb you the till the day you lose your memory.So try to deal with the truth in a humanely manner.  
So in conclusion, speak the truth always because it was designed for a meaning .

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

How the traditional Lungi is related to nakedness...

Well i had gone to my grandmother's home and it began to rain and i had to stay back for the night.My jeans were tight and so i asked her to give me something to wear for the nite.
She brought me grand dad's lungi.
I wore it bcoz it was not just comfortable but it contained a relaxing effect.
The night grew colder and colder due to the rains,but i slept peacefully just to be woken by my grandma's scream.
When i opened my eyes i found that i had covered myself from head to belly with my lungi leaving my manly object EXPOSED.Goodness ! I got screwed big time.
Well what happened in the night was that i felt cold and assumed my lungi to be a bed sheet.And the rest happened as expected.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Dr ME, anybody???

Her name is DOLLY.She is a sweet girl.I never met her or seen her photo.The only thing i know about her is she is too talkative.You give her a phone, lifetime validity and a post-paid connection.She can give you company for ever.She will never leave you although she will never meet you either.
Oh, i forgot she is just out from a hospital.Some call it a mental hospital,but its more than mental one,its a cardio-mental hospital.People come from here when hearts are broken and the mind is blocking you from focussing on your regular works.Some guy broke her heart and she sobs and cries everyday inside herself,but letting the world know that she is happy.
She has several friends,but in all she tries to find her true love,for whom she is ready to leave her world and settle down in his arms.But she is at her tender age of 19 and it is at this time all your friends have boyfriends and girlfriends.So why should she left out??
I dont know if she has done anything to deserve this.She is an innocent girl who would need several attempts even to kill a mosquito.Why would god punish an untouched flower like her?
But all things should happen for a reason according to god's plans.God will purposefully break up couples if HE finds out that it is not true love.
Listening to her on the phone makes me a bit joyous and i get a bit excited on hearing her voice.She has got a unique voice with hindi-bengali-english accent mixture.When she talks she makes a sound that resembles a yawn taken by a 2 year old kid when being scolded.
I have a picture of a girl in my mind who fits in my arms readily and i feel no weight when she will sit on my lap to rest her cheeks on my chest.The question is, will she be that girl ??Coz if she is, then i am ready to take her hands and never let her go.I would love to take Pogo out on a morning walk with Dolly someday.


Its was a long time ago i was annoyed with her for some reasons and tried to break relations with her telling her that i am not a virgin and that she deserves better.She was too naive to believe me but i guess our relation never broke.
So what is my relation with her?
I am her doctor who is helping her recover from her illness of heart break.I am trying my best to cure her to normalcy.Y i am doing this? no answers pls.